Midwest Boys or SoCal Bros?

Chad Knight - Pro Surfer / Sh t Talker

Robbins Thompson Quits Professional Surfing Circuit For Being Gay

Tab Hunter in 'Ride the Wild Surf'


West Coast Bros or Midwest Boys?
Midwest Boys
GSR was curious to know whether west coast gay boys were any hotter then their midwest competition or vice versa so we rounded up two of our favorite loyal readers, Jonathan and Keane, to ask them a few questions about what's hot, what turns them on about gay boys and what are definite turn offs.

Hey, Hey, it's Jonathan here reporting from the heartland and yeah, I was born and raised on a farm in Iowa. That aside let me explain what I think makes a young gay guy hot.

For me it's not really whether the guy is from any particular place or whether he's white or a minority. For me it's all about the personality, the body language, what their face says to me the very first time we have contact.

Living here in Iowa doesn't really expose me to a ton of gay dudes and the ones I've met are usually pretty white like me but I have traveled a bit to California to visit relatives and actually met some fun gay dudes that happened to not be white. I guess me looking the way I do is super attractive to the more ethnic gay boys, something about that opposite attracts thing.

What I liked about the gay boys in cali was that they seemed more open-minded and easy going but, and I actually hate to have to admit this, sorta stuck on themselves, well at least a lot more then any of my gay friends here at home. Maybe the competition is more intense out there 'cause it's way more crowded or they're all living that Hollywood dream, I don't really know. All I know is I met some really cute gay dudes but none really turned me on that much as soon as we got to talking some.

You see I might be young and grew up on a farm but I'm far from simple and I can sense when a guy is after only one thing. I don't know what it was about those cali gay boys but I never got them to talk about a whole lot before they tried to mack with me. I mean that's coo and all but don't they even want to know what I'm about or am I just another gay guy fantasy? If I am then that sucks.

What I did like about the west coast dudes was they seemed more at ease with their sexuality and their exotic looks, well, way more exotic then what I'm used to out here, and that was definitely a turn on. I'm sure there are gay boys out there with a heart and not just looking for a sure thing so I would definitely give cali boys more of a chance when I visit again

So if i had to rate whether the dudes out here were more desirable then those west coast cali boys, I don't think I would even know how to gauge that. They both have stuff that makes them attractive and some things that make them less attractive. So if I really just had to choose I think I'd stick with the gay dudes that I've met out here. Seems like they're more genuine, more into getting to know who I am instead of just seeing me as a wet dream when I'm talking to them -Jonathan

Hey man it's Keane here talking to you from the bright lights of La Jolla California. My bro Jackson asked me to talk about turn offs and turn ons and what makes for an attractive gay boy, blah blah blah but I don't even know if what I'm gonna be telling you is worth anything but just sorta my opinion and that I don't mean to disrespect anyone with anything I say, if I do. Phew, ok so here goes...

I haven't really been with too many gay dudes and I know cali has the reputation for being the land of superficial angels and part of that is super true, especially here in shallow cali and that don't just mean gay boys or girls, straight dudes play dat game too now.

But anyways, I've met some gay boys from here that do have soul, that honestly want to meet me and shoot the shit rather then just try and get my boardshorts off, those are the gay boys that are a big turn on for me. Guys that have personality, a great smile and at least a bit of intelligence and ambition.

I don't know, maybe I was raised right by my folks but you know, dicks are a dime a dozen and you can get laid whenever you want but really, after you've gotten liquid together does the guy matter to you anymore? I mean how many times do you need to be with somebody new to validate your worth? I'd rather have good conversation and maybe some playful flirting, yeah that to me is a super turn on.

I guess I don't really fit the mold of most gay dudes 'cause the gay boys  I've dated don't really follow a certain look. I carry conversations with random people all the time so when someone shows a bit more interest in me then just surf or boarding AND they look in my eyes a lot when we talk, then I usually can tell they might have some interest in me and I get all woozy inside for them.

So I guess you can say that the chase is part of the fun for me and not necessarily the guys looks. I mean I go for good looking gay boys but that's all relevant on the situation 'cause someone super cute physically can get really ugly for me if they do or say the wrong things. And bad attitudes are definitely a big turn off

Do I gravitate towards west coast bros more then gay guys that grew up somewhere else? Not necessarily. I'm actually more attracted to someone not from soCal 'cause they tend to have more depth and personality. Gay guys here seem a bit more shallow then elsewhere, maybe it's the way we were raised 'cause it's so competitive here and you have to put your game out there in order for anyone even to notice you. That or dress like a male whore usually does it and that's not really my thing.

Ah yes, I have met some really coo gay boys from the midwest, one from Wisconsin and one from Illinois. Both were way intelligent and could carry on a really good conversation with me and both became good friends of mine. I'm not gonna say if I slept with either of them but let's just say all that intelligence was definitely a turn on. And yes, they were physically super attractive just by chance. We actually still keep in contact especially when we're watching a Pac 10 team play the Big Ten, we're rivals but we're also tight 'cause we think alike, we realize there's more to gay boys then just showing off your junk with each other.

So I'm done and outtie but I don't know if I really answered the question. All I can say is that the gay boy that turns me on can pretty much be from anywhere on the planet, just as long as he has a brain and knows how to use it without sounding like a know-it-all.

Peace -Keane


Chad Knight Hates Everything
The Gay Surf Report: Chad Knight I have always know Chad Knight to be a nice soft spoken kind of gay guy. I was a little surprised when he emailed me and volunteered to spew hate for a GSR article. It took him a while but he managed to muster enough shit talking to fill an article. Below is his negative rant to the 6 random topics GSR gave him.





GAY BOYS

Gay boys are the only catagory of people who can't get along with each other. Why? Because gay guys nag and whine and complain all the while expecting to be treated like a princess. I saw a license plate on a convertible Benz the other day that read, "Used to be Daddy's". I have never been more tempted to run someone off the road. Why would you want to show off that you have to rely on someone else to get what you want? Go get a job. At least prostitutes admit they fuck for money.

TIME

It takes and takes and takes and never gives you anything back. I've already wasted too much of it writing this fucking thing. Time is a relentless slave driver. Time never gives you a break or a chance to catch your breath. Fuck time and fuck every tax day it inevitably brings to me. And fuck the Rolling Stones for telling me that time is on MY side, because it sure as hell is not!

SURF MEDIA

This is the sadistic god of the surfing industry that demands teen sacrifice. Unknowns who want to make it into magazines have to be willing to risk their life and their nuts. Self sacrifice for the glory. Little Billy is going to fuck himself good trying to surf Pipeline in 2 ft of water to get his picture in a magazine. All will and no skill is the mantra of the Surf Media these days. Luckily I got my foot in the door when all it took was a sloppy aerial at a beach break in the OC.

HAIR

I think full body electrolysis at birth is the answer. Hair just plain sucks. It is simply a nuisance. I don't want ball sack hair stuck in my teeth, in my fucking burrito, all over my clothes from your stupid cat that decided it was a good place to sit, in my bed, in my drain, on a gay guys back or even his chest, leaving a grease spot on the window in my car, and making my pelvic bone raw, growing on my ball sack, getting ingrown or having some gum get stuck in it.

GOALS

I can't think of a better way to remind yourself what you are not capable of doing by setting a few of these too high. Shoot for the stars and land on your face.




Robbins Thompson quits professional surfing circuit
for being gay
The Gay Surf Report: Robbins Thompson
When former professional gay surfer Robbins Thompson went on NBC's Dateline to talk about an infamous old pal, alleged spree killer Andrew Cunanan, waves of homophobia hammered him for days afterward at San Diego's beaches.

The wisecracks and contemptuous stares came as no surprise. Thompson, 34, says he ended his surfing career two years ago because of too many nagging questions, innuendos, and off-color remarks regarding his homosexuality. The surfing world Thompson saw did not jibe with images of carefree, laid-back wave riders who live by the credo, To each his own.

"Sometimes it was difficult trying to keep my concentration, wondering what everybody was thinking about me," says Thompson, who began to hear antigay comments in the water and found the word fag spray-painted on his car several times as his sexuality became known to other surfers on the Association of Surfing Professionals tour.

Relationships with other surfers became an impossibility, Thompson says, so he isolated himself. "If I spent too much time with fellow surfers, accusations would start to fly. There were a couple of times when possible relationships [with other gay surfers] ended too quickly because of fear of being caught."

As it is for many athletes in professional sports, success is measured not only by performance but also by securing sponsorships. Multimillion-dollar companies often turn to surfers when marketing their products for the sun-and-sand set.

Steven Clark, team and promotions manager for sportswear manufacturer Gotcha International, admits that an openly gay surfer would have a difficult time finding sponsors. "Professional surfing is definitely a hetero sport," Clark says. "That's just the way it is. I know I'm being hypocritical when I say this, because I grew up in Laguna Beach [a California city with a large gay population] and I have gay friends. But from a business standpoint, sponsoring a gay surfer would not make sense right now."

Gotcha spends more than half a million dollars a year on sponsorships. Clark says a gay surfer would be a media problem and agrees that there would be a tremendous amount of harassment from other surfers on the circuit.

Sponsorships are critical because earnings from surfing competitions are miniscule compared to those of other sports. Even top professional surfers may earn only about $50,000 a year from competitions. So pro surfers need major sponsorships to continue on the expensive tour. "My first years on the tour were spent buying one-way tickets from contest to contest, hoping I would make enough money to get to the next event," says Thompson, who was rated in the top five in the United States from 1983 through 1987 and who won more than ten events during his career. "The need for major sponsors to continue on the tour and the subjectiveness of the judging system mean that competitors cannot let their personal lifestyles be an issue. Rumor and innuendo about one's sexuality have destroyed promising careers."

Thompson says he knows that homosexuality is not salable to the corporate players involved in the industry. "If the corporations that control sporting events decided that homosexuals were a viable advertising market, things would change quickly," he says. "In a perfect world all sponsorships would be unbiased, and competitive surfing would be based entirely on one's ability in the water. I guess that's not a realistic scenario at this point."

Thompson, who now works as a contract developer but continues to surf almost daily, believes homophobia is rampant on the surfing circuit. Worse yet, he's not hopeful it's going to change any time soon. "Trying to make it as an out gay surfer would right now be pretty much impossible," Thompson says. "Soliciting sponsorships would be greeted with a `Don't let the door smack your ass on the way out' type of attitude. Trying to deal with your fellow competitors on the road 12 months out of the year would just be an invitation for harassment."

 



Tab Hunter in 'Ride the Wild Surf'
The Gay Surf Report: Ride the Wild Surf
I don't know about you but I am a freak about older gay guys. Especially gay guys that surf. One in particular, was my mom's heartthrob when she was growing up too: Tab Hunter.

Tab, now 75, lives in Santa Barbara, Calif., and has been traveling extensively to promote his new book about coming out as a gay man after many years being the handsome leading man.

What does any of this have to do with surfing you might ask? Well binky it just so happens Mr. Hunter was in the film "Ride the Wild Surf" (1964), when I first fell for his naked pecs and surf athleticism (I told you I was a freak for him).

I've read a copy of his book "Tab Hunter Confidential: The Making of a Movie Star," a collaboration with Eddie Muller, and it's a good read, but then again I like to read especially about anything that I'm super interested in.

At a recent Gay and Lesbian film festival Hunter sat down in an answer and question session to speak mainly about his new book, his career and his private life as an actor who was gay in an era when any such disclosure could be disastrous in Hollywood.

His autobiography's title draws on the name of Confidential magazine, famous in the '50s for tantalizing readers with tell-all stories that often were fabricated but could be devastating. It was a time when bisexual and gay actors such as himself, Rock Hudson and Tony Perkins were vulnerable to innuendo, much less headlines.

Though Hunter outed himself in his book, he regards his sexual identity as secondary. Or less. Who, after all, identifies Jimmy Stewart, Katherine Hepburn, Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep as "heterosexual" actors?

"I don't think it's anybody's business," Hunter says. "I think the important thing is what kind of performer you are ... what kind of a human being you are."

So why did the film festival pick 'Ride the Wild Surf' as their main film, Hunter is at a loss, "I have n-o-o-o idea. ... I saw a brand new print they'd struck of Sidney Lumet's 'That Kind of Woman.' Another of my favorites was 'Gunman's Walk,' a very good Western. But why they picked 'Ride the Wild Surf' ... I'm only in a couple of scenes. I call that the last of the Dad-can-I-have-the-keys-to-the-surfboard roles. ... It became a cult favorite of all those surfer people. And it has a good cast -- Fabian ("a terrific guy"), Barbara Eden, Shelley Fabares, Bob Mitchum's son Jim. "

Jared Earley, who helped program the festival, says "Ride the Wild Surf" was selected as the movie to screen in conjunction with Tab Hunter's appearance first because of Sony's just completed restoration, as well as a couple of local connections.

Hunter and producing partner Allan Glaser are developing a couple of film projects. One is actress Evelyn Keyes' screenplay "Blues in the Night," set in the 1930s, and the other is a love story called "The Road Rise Up," which is about 18th-century Irish folk hero Turlough O'Carolan.

Pictures and movies and information on Mr. Hunter's book can be found on his website at Tab Hunter



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